Hey you guys, Kris KKKobach is running for gubnor of Kansastan, and he decided to ride in a parade with a machine gun to reinforce that he is a Second Amendment Absolutist.
Needless to say, when watching an innocent parade and suddently, an infamous racist like Kobach (ALLEGED) appears WITH A MACHINE GUN, you might get mixed reactions.
“It was pretty shocking,” said pastor Johnny Lewis of Shawnee Community Christian Church. “There were audible gasps from the folks we were sitting by.”
Lewis said he respects the views of people on both sides of the Second Amendment debate, but found the display inappropriate in a crowd filled with kids at a time when many of them, like his 6-year-old daughter, are scared that they might be victims of a school shooting.
“Why was that necessary sir?” Lewis said on Facebook, directing his comments at Kobach. “My child didn’t need that today.”
“Show me your papers,” Kobach did not reply.
Kobach’s campaign was quick to defend the candidate’s decision to wave at the crowd standing next to what appeared to be a .50 caliber machine gun.
“The gun is a replica,” Kobach spokeswoman Danedri Herbert said in a text message.
“Oh, well, that’s entirely different. Never mind.”
“The Secretary says those who use the excuse of school violence to restrict the right to bear arms are deeply misguided. We need to stand up for our Second Amendment rights and recognize the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”
Please show me the good guy with a gun because it surely is not Kris Kobach, who under no circumstances should ever be confused as a good guy.
Maybe a good guy with a rocket launcher to counter Kobach with a 50mm machine gun? What about that water bottle cannon thingy?