His Only Crime Is That He Loved Too Much

where’d he keep the batteries for that belt?

Loved fashion, that is.

Take it away, Tiger Beat on the Potomac!

“A three-judge panel of a federal appeals court on Wednesday rejected former Rep. Aaron Schock’s effort to throw out his criminal indictment, a major setback for the Illinois Republican’s efforts to avoid a trial on corruption charges.

“Schock can appeal the decision, in part, to the full 7th Circuit Court of Appeals, or to the Supreme Court. Barring a dramatic reversal, however, the criminal proceedings against Schock will move forward.”

Cannot a small-town boy find love in the big city, or at least a fashionable outfit? Is it a crime to rack up tens of thousands of dollars in milage reimbursement while searching for a cunning belt?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

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4 Responses to His Only Crime Is That He Loved Too Much

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I don’t think there’s anything ‘cunning’ about Aaron, IYKWIMAITTYD.

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  2. C Montgomery Burns says:

    (TG – thanks!)

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  3. moeman says:

    Heh.

    Meanwhile tRUmp wars his onion belt.

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  4. RWW says:

    Schock just needs to step up to the Trump-O-Matic Pardon Machine and insert a few $100 bills. Of course, he’s been treated very unfairly and mocked by the liberal media for being beautiful and well dressed.

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