Every Breath You Take, Mueller Will Be Watching You

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac

Bob Mueller be like…

And Comrade Stupid begins his day…

…by tweeting that he wishes he had never selected Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III to be his AG. Why, it seems like it was only yesterday the mango-hued shitgibbon said,

So, you know, the memory of a goldfish, etc., and another cliff-hanger in the reality teevee show prznintcy.

Or is it? The NYTimes suggests that Mueller is probing whether Trump pressured Sessions to engage in Russia investigation (emphasis mine):

“By the time Attorney General Jeff Sessions arrived at President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort for dinner one Saturday evening in March 2017, he had been receiving the presidential silent treatment for two days. Mr. Sessions had flown to Florida because Mr. Trump was refusing to take his calls about a pressing decision on his travel ban. When they met, Mr. Trump was ready to talk — but not about the travel ban. His grievance was with Mr. Sessions: The president objected to his decision to recuse himself from the Russia investigation.

“Mr. Trump, who had told aides that he needed a loyalist overseeing the inquiry, berated Mr. Sessions and told him he should reverse his decision, an unusual and potentially inappropriate request. Mr. Sessions refused. The confrontation, which has not been previously reported, is being investigated by the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, as are the president’s public and private attacks on Mr. Sessions and efforts to get him to resign. Mr. Trump dwelled on the recusal for months, according to confidants and current and former administration officials who described his behavior toward the attorney general.”

And, of course, Vanity Fair distills the whole barrel full of monkeys into a single neat sentence (emphasis mine):

“While Mueller quietly builds what appears to be a legal case against members of the president’s campaign, Trump is already fighting any potential charges in the only arena where they will truly matter: the media.

So I guess we’re fucked in the dark. Comrade Trump is a virtuoso at playing the media.

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5 Responses to Every Breath You Take, Mueller Will Be Watching You

  1. roket says:

    And, after all, tomorrow is another day!

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  2. Ahem, the KKKeebler Elf’s recusal and “That most important case” didn’t start until after you all were in office, you chowderhead.

    Unless, of course you knew was was there to be found by the investigators, because you were all in the room when it happened.

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  3. Czippee l'Shimp says:

    “Comrade Trump is a virtuoso at playing the media.”
    Yes, well… if the instrument only plays one note – and they march to the beat of your drum, it really isn’t that hard to play. Really, they’re just there for the green room and the groupies.

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    This is how innocent people talk.

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  5. RWW says:

    Trump’s brain just can’t wrap around the idea that the Keebler Elf might care more about his own cookies than anything else. Whowouldathunk?

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