Ivanka, The First Shady, Is In The News Again

China says it is strictly business, but in last past 3 months, it has granted The First Shady Ivanka 13 trademarks, which allows her to market “her products.” (you know, those things she doesn’t design.)

The NYTimes suggest that Daddy rewarded China for doing his spank bank er, favorite child er, employee and senior advisor a lucrative deal when he called off the ZTE technology ban.

The First Shady was also granted a bunch of Chinese trademarks in April 2017, on the same day she dined with President Xi at Mar-a-Lago. Weird, huh?

So, you know Ivanka was gonna be asked about it at some point, right?

Daddy’s Little Squirt and Senior Advisor, being paid by We Da People, will not be asked questions by the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE about her obvious grifting, graft, and corruption. It just isn’t done. She’s got shoes to sell to China, be off with you, peasant!

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4 Responses to Ivanka, The First Shady, Is In The News Again

  1. roket says:

    Soon we will be calling her reclusive.

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    Maybe she had to go to a meeting with Melanie/Melania.


    • FelineMama says:

      Had a kidney,ah bladder infection to address.
      Hey, are their any democrats out there, ALIVE, going to even address this? Bueller, Bueller. Sweet Jeebus on roller skates!!


  3. RWW says:

    Also heard on Comrade Stupid’s hacked ZTE phone: “Ivanka will make the cheapest knock-off shit outta those Chin(k)ese sweatshops and rake in billions more for the family..WINNING! What’s Kim Jong-Un’s highest bid now on our nuclear triad?”


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