Bueños Snowshoes, Squiggy Trump!

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac

¡Holla, Amoebas! ¿Que Pasta?

We bring you this morning’s exciting news in European Messican because the Messicans there are the power players in our story!

You see, Spain has long been interested in Putin’s pal, Alexander Torshin, for his possible involvement in money laundering and organized crime. Torshin is a prominent Russian banker (which by definition makes him a Pal of Putin), a politician (also makes him a Pal of Putin), and is closely tied to Murrika’s  National Rifle Association. Patriots that they are, the NRA will take Ameros from anyone, it seems as long as the check clears.

But I digress.

“José Grinda, who has led investigations by the Spanish government into organized crime in the country, said this week that the FBI had in recent months requested and received transcripts of wiretapped conversations between Torshin and Alexander Romanov, a former Russian banker with connections to the mob who has been convicted of money laundering.”

The FBI has been investigating whether Torshin used the NRA to funnel Russian money into the election to boost Candidate Stupid. (Hint: They Did. Probably. Remember how the NRA broke their usual policy of not endorsing a candidate and even ran ads for Candidate Comrade Trump? Such a coinkydink!)

Not surprisingly, Torshin met with Squiggy at a NRA meeting in 2016, to talk about who know what scheme. Afterall, the Russians are magnetically drawn to Squiggy, like moths to a flame, as we have learned. They cannot help themselves.

When asked if he was concerned about Torshin’s interactions with Trump Jr. or other American political figures, Grinda replied:

“Mr. Trump’s son should be concerned.”

So in one neat-o story we have it all: Russians, Money Laundering, the NRA, the Russian Mob, the 2016 Goat Rodeo, and yes, Squiggy.

So I guess the real contest is going to be who gets indicted first: Squiggy or Fratsputin. Those boys have always been super-competitive for Daddy’s affection.

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11 Responses to Bueños Snowshoes, Squiggy Trump!

  1. w3ski4me says:

    Great News, so far. At least Spain still gives an eff. Your statement that “The NRA broke their policy of not endorsing”, does not ring true though. I was a member back in the 80’s and they were all over Ronnie Ragun like files on shit. That is a big part of why I quit them many years ago. They are and were Big on Politics.
    So now we have British and Spanish ‘proof’ of at least Squiggly’s crime career. “Yaaaay”
    Let’s skip the trial and play Monopoly “Do not pass go, Go Directly to Jail”.
    It’s how they wanted it, seems fair to me, now.

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  2. roket says:

    The NRA didn’t ask questions when they received payments from the Russians in pallets of shrink-wrapped $100 bills marked “New York to Bagdad” either. Probably also too.

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  3. moeman says:

    Is Squiggy Uday or Qusay?


  4. 9thousandfeet says:

    You guys make me nervous, putting so much faith in Mueller’s ability to hole the SS Trump below the waterline.
    I’m not in the least persuaded that his investigation can actually accomplish that, not with both Houses of Congress controlled by the GOP, which in turn in owned by Trump’s base. It could, I suppose, but I’m having a hard time picturing it in this political climate.

    Which brings us to the Other Thing that Dems and people of goodwill seem to be counting on to tip the scales, and that’s the mid-term elections.
    Two thoughts spring to mind about that;
    1) There’s plenty of time between now and November for the Dems to figure out how to fuck things all up, and the usual suspects in the party establishment show all the signs of working furiously on that as we speak.

    2) There’s also plenty of time between now and November for Trump to figure out how he might interfere with any uncongenial election results by declaring some bogus emergency nullification scam (voter fraud!!!??). I guarantee the GOP will fly air cover for that bullshit, whatever it is, just as eagerly as they’re flying air cover for all his other bullshit, and we’ll keep in mind that, while the election may be in November, Congress will remain under GOP control until newly elected members are formally seated in January.
    Unless Trump’s base abandons ship, the GOP can’t turn on Trump without going into a party schism, so this is not only existential for Trump, it is for the GOP too.

    Trump is not Nixon—who for all his many faults at least understood the value of our political and legal architecture— and today’s GOP is nothing like the GOP of the Nixon era.
    Trump neither understands our political and legal architecture, nor does he respect it, and many of those in his immediate orbit don’t either. In fact they think an apocalyptic Constitutional crisis is not only not something to be avoided, but something that’s actually necessary. As do most of those “freedom caucus” whackos.
    So in terms of crazy stunts I don’t think we’ve seen anything yet.

    Shit, I don’t know how this is all going to play out, except to say that it’s not just going to blow over. Even if these assholes don’t succeed in destroying everything that’s good about this republic we’re not going to return to anything like what we’ve previously regarded as political normalcy in any of our lifetimes. The citizenry is too polarized for that now. Getting Trump outtathere is vital, obviously, but that’s just the beginning of a long journey back to sanity, on a long hard and bumpy road with brigands and highwaymen like Trump and Pence v2.0 lurking at every intersection.

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    • Ten Bears says:

      I totally agree, a little paranoia is in order when they really are out to get us.

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    • tengrain says:

      9K –

      As always, we are aligned but with slight variations.

      I’m not as sanguine as you may think, but as you may recall, I was pretty sure that Chimpy and Blam-Blam were going to do a coup, too. And unlike Comrade Stupid, they actually had some working knowledge of how gubmint works.

      We do NOT have 2018 in the bag, let alone 2020. And there’s a lot of fuckery yet to be done, no doubt. And the GOP is as craven as ever.

      While I think Donnie Two-Scoops would be willing to try, I don’t think that the military would be up for it, nor any of the so-called Intelligence organizations.

      So, no, I’m not worried that the shit stain will succeed in other throwing the gubmint. And the republicans will get in line for whatever/whoever the next Republican is. There is no governing philosophy beyond “I want MORE!” — and they (elected Republicans) will turn on Comrade Trump like sharks in a feeding frenzy the moment they sense he’s done. And the base will support whomever the next thug is that makes liberals cry. They are more programmable than a Tivo.

      I agree on all other points and timelines, however.




  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I imagine Squiggy/Beavis/Uday would crack after five minutes of interrogation. Add to that some unresolved daddy issues and he’ll throw his dad in a wood chipper, metaphorically.

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