What’s Up, Illinois Republicans?

Man, Illinois is giving the Crazee State Contest a run for the money, or the Republicans there anyway. Besides the actual Nazi running for congress, the Republicans have nominated a 911-Truther/Birther/Illuminati enthusiast for another seat! Play to your strengths, says I!

“The Republican nominee for a US House seat in Illinois has said the September 11 terrorist attacks were an inside job and that singer Beyonce Knowles has ties to the Illuminati.

“Bill Fawell is running against incumbent Democratic Rep. Cheri Bustos in Illinois’ 17th District, where she won by 20 points in 2016 even though the district also voted narrowly for Donald Trump. Fawell won his uncontested primary in March. He has not reported any fundraising to the Federal Election Commission, per publicly available records…

“…The Illinois Republican Party did not respond to a request for comment.”

I bet they didn’t.

Anyway, it’s not just the company you keep, Republicans, it the company you do NOT disavow. But I suppose in the age of Hair Führer having an actual Nazi and an actual Birther-Truther and Illuminati-Hunter as candidates are not bugs, now are they?

 

 

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One Response to What’s Up, Illinois Republicans?

  1. Sigh, this simply means that the R’s in places like the TSKoA are gonna step up (down?) their game.

    After all we DO have an OG Birther Joe Five-Star Felon Arpaio runing against Khemtrails Kelly and assorted LooneyTunes Reps like Paul Dentist Who KNOWS What Stations Your Fillings Broadcast On Gosar running and serving.

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