The ‘Dear Jong’ Letter

For Whom The Nobel Trolls

More Exciting News From Trump HQ!

The Nobel Prize Committee is going to go back to the ol’ drawing board because Hair Führer isn’t even going to meet Kim Jong-Un, let alone take him to Prom.

As we all know by now, Prznint Stupid sent a letter to Little Rocket Man telling him they are breaking up, and wistfully reminds him to not to ask Vlad in his place (or sumpin’):

“You talk about nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used.”

Shorter Stupid: Mine is bigger than yours.

Our less-than-charitable assessment is that Prznint Stupid was never prepared and desperate for a win, which he realized was not gonna happen, so he quit first. So his break-up note is really I’m breaking up with you before you break up with me.

And we’ll conclude with The Villagers, who as we know,  want nothing more than to find something to give Comrade Stupid some praise for doing (“maybe THEN he’ll like us!”), but Axios took ass-kissing to a new level (emphasis mine):

“Beyond the very serious geopolitical stakes, this move is pure Trump. A theatrical withdrawal from a potential “deal,” and reminder to Americans that he milked his adversary and gave them nothing in return.”

Oh, gross.

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4 Responses to The ‘Dear Jong’ Letter

  1. roket says:

    Unless Hair Führer receives a mushy yet threatening letter from Kim Jong-Un I’m not sure if I agree with Axios on who got milked here.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    Make-up sex is ALWAYS the best!

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  3. osirisopto says:

    He’s holding out for financing Trump Tower Pyongyang.

    Seriously I was expecting Kim (little rocket-man) to pull out at the last minute just to embarrass the shitgibbon. And once The Mustache of War and Pompeo started threatening to assassinate Kim and/or wipe N. Korea off the map three weeks before the negotiations started I knew there wasn’t going to be any meeting. The don’t want negotiations with anyone, they want war.

    Q: Will 45 realize that it was bolton and pompey that ended his delusion of a nobel?
    If he does, what will the toddler-in-chief do for revenge? And what will bolton and pompey do to rid themselves of the mango hued inconvenience?

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    It’s really hard to believe the Trump gang’s babbling about Libya didn’t bring Kim waddling to the table.

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