Hair Today, Gone Tomi

This parody essay, written as our new pal Tomi Lahren, in McSweeney’s is probably the funniest thing I read yesterday:

I AM THE WORLD’S MOST FUCKABLE CONSERVATIVE WUNDERKIND AND I DEMAND YOUR RESPECT

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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12 Responses to Hair Today, Gone Tomi

  1. leefeller says:

    What a big head she has!

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    You can demand my respect all you want, but you will only get my respect if you earn it.

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  3. Sorry, my fraternity’s “rule” was 1/2 your age plus seven!

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  4. DarkStar says:

    “Gun toten’ Barbie” makes a good point. Her followers are so morally bankrupt that they will always go for style over substance if it backs their delusional, conspiracy theory filled, world view that Librals’ are evil incarnate.

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  5. RWW says:

    Tawmeh has a very good chance of being fucked by Comrade Stupid if she’d just start calling herself Ivankeh.

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  6. MDavis says:

    I followed the link and read the article, but … where is the parody you mention?

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  7. Ten Bears says:

    Not even with my ex-wife’s dead from a meth overdose twenty years now second husband’s …

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  8. Redhand says:

    I’m struck by the stupidity of her posing with a handgun stuck her spandex, pointing towards her nether regions. Why, one almost gets the feeling she’s a mere poseur.

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    • tengrain says:

      As Driftglass said to me on Twitter, “You can take her gun away from her cold, dead whatever.”

      Rgds,

      TG

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  9. C Montgomery Burns says:

    So that’s how she blew her dick off.

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