Udsay Trump Learns The Perils Of Being Nice

This has to be the worst explanation of why Fred/Squiggy/Junior keeps holding those meetings with foreign agents and other bad actors: he is just too darned nice:

  • The source says Don Jr. is “the king of people wanting to leave a meeting happy, whether or not he intends to follow up.”
  • Even now, someone will walk up to Don Jr. at the Trump International Hotel in D.C. and want to take a selfie, and a friend will have to warn: “Not that person.”
  • The source told me: “He just trusts people way too much.”

It seems that the very, well-raised and polite Squiggy will happily nod along with any felonious scheme presented to him to avoid being awkward and rude. He likes making people happy! He’s a people pleaser! He’s a happy-go-lucky People Who Needs People! Is that a crime?

It could happen to a naif like Squiggy.

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9 Responses to Udsay Trump Learns The Perils Of Being Nice

  1. Oy oy oy… I was listening to yesterday’s Pod Save America this morning, and they talked about how the Russia (and now Saudi) stuff makes so much sense. No one – including the Trumps, especially the Trumps, thought he would win. They were likely laying a lot of ground for all sorts of financial gain for themselves. And then they won – JACKPOT. Sort of.


  2. Ali Redford says:

    Oh, good grief.
    I agree with Fran on this.


  3. roket says:

    Um, people who need people are the luckiest people in the world. Or so I’ve heard.


  4. donnah says:

    Why, I can remember what a sweetheart Don Jr was when he held up the body of a cheetah he slaughtered. He’s too nice, for sure!


    • RWW says:

      It takes a certain kind of niceness to kill defenseless animals for fun and proudly pose for pictures while doing it. Junior may be a bigger sociopath than you-know-who.


  5. Pyed says:

    If everyone loves Squiggy and wants a selfie taken with him, where are all the old photographs with Nelson Mandella, the Dalia Lama, Pope Francis, or Neil Armstrong?

    At least someone — anyone who hasn’t had a recent formal interviewed with the FBI.


  6. osirisopto says:

    He was just happily walking along, minding his own business helping old ladies cross the street and then, whoops! He found himself in room full of spies – twice, but they were really nice spies. They traded cookie recipes and discovered they all liked slaughtering animals, and boffing silicon sex dolls with a pulse while their wife was pregnant.

    So, later when the spies forced the espionage upon him and advocated his treason to the US he could hardly have said no, now. Could he? He would never be so crass.


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