News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Our old pal, Coach Dave, wearing what appears to be a tinfoil hat, has a few things to say about the Royal Wedding in the UK:

Aside from the matter that the Royal Family is little other than a tourist attraction and has no bearing on the government of the UK, Coach Dave is really only providing cover for his shocking racism (and stupidity).

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. HarpoSnarx says:

    Yeah this Godless, failed human daubs the mire daily.


  2. Apparently he was the ONLY PERSON ON EARTH who DIDN’T know that Megan Markle is biracial.

    And Dave, when you start by saying “Some people are going to think this is racist, but…”

    Yes, you’re being a racist, you dumbfuck scumbag peckerwood cracker piece of shit.’s been a monday, and I really shouldn’t have gotten off the boat….


  3. Pyed says:

    The British have been “blending the races” for decades. First, came the Celts; then the Anglo-Saxons, the Romans, the Vikings, and the Normans. Now, I know that doesn’t matter to Coach Dave, because they are all more or less white-skinned, but it sure did to the Britains of that time.

    Secondly, the title of the person Coach seemed to think should have officiated is the Archbishop of Canterbury not the Bishop of Canterbury. William does not have two sons, he has a daughter who is first in line after him and a son who is second. I Know some people become rather obsessive about the Royals, but if you are going to cast aspersions against them, at least get the basic facts and titles straight

    And finally, my God! What a diseased mind you have, Dave, It is assholes like you who make me think that Warren Beatty’s character, Jay Bulworth, got it right when he said, “Everybody just gotta keep fuckin’ everybody til they’re all the same color.”


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