Walking termite buffet Mike Pence is getting some speculation as some sort of Stealth Goat in the 2020 Goat Rodeo.
The thinking is that Pence knows that if the Democrats take over Congress, Prznint Stupid is gonna be impeached, especially if/when Robert Mueller issues his report. Pence wants to be ready as the unelected and yet incumbent Prznint in the 2020 Goat Rodeo. He’s the Gerry Ford in this scenario, and he knows it.
Pence is getting to know Republican leaders all over the country, talking to ’em at the Cracker Barrel and what not, attending the assorted Squirrel Fries, kissing babies and crowning the Possum Queen (with Mother Pence’s hand on the shock collar, and the cilice firmly attached to little Mikey to keep him pure). What we’re saying is that press is noticing that Pence will have debts to call in when the 2020 Goat Rodeo starts in earnest and Trump is in exile.
Of course, Pence is not stupid and knows that he is the only person in the entire Fourth Reich who cannot be You’re Fired’ed. But he’s still attached himself, Remora-like, to the mango-hued shitgibbon, soothes saying Iago that he is. But he is mos def campaigning, and (perhaps?) Comrade Stupid is too stupid to see it?