News That Will Drive You To Drink

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As was foretold in prophesy… the theocrats are turning on one another! Let’s watch as Rick Lively rebukes/Rebukes/REBUKES!!1! our old pal One-L for heresy:

As soon as the Evangelicals get any power from The Stupid One, what with the End Days coming because of the embassy move to Jerusalem, and with their morning Jeebus wood, each sect is turning on and stomping the others like rats in a closet.

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Tell me again, is he part of the People’s Judean Front ot the Judean People’s Front? I can never keep ’em straight…

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    Fighting to be first in line for the Rapture?


  3. roket says:

    Must be jostling for position for when Comrade Preznint Stupid picks which Christian sect will rule the world. After all, there can be only one.


  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Her heresy is that she isn’t antisemitic enough.

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  5. Paul Avery says:

    The sheep becoming ravenous wolves during the End Daze is a no-brainer; I’m just surprised it happened so quickly.


  6. Ten Bears says:

    Far the more likely thousands upon thousands of cavernous spacecraft, vast slaughter-houses piloted by ravenous vaguely reptilian creatures, replete with horns and folked tail, intent not as benevolent overseers of the demise of this world and our current iteration in human evolution and our children’s evolution onto the next iteration of humanity but as ravenous reptilian creatures… you know, hungry lizards.

    We did, afterall, invite them to “Come Eat!”


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