News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Our ol’ pal Coach Dave on a LIVE web show takes off the hood and tells us straight up: We’d be better off if the South had won the Civil War. Let’s listen!

I love the way he immediately pivots to STATE’S RIGHTS!, as if that would absolve him of what he just said. It’s like he realizes he used his outdoor voice and is trying to retract it in real-time.

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    He has a very pretty pair of rose-colored glasses. My question is who gets the nukes when the union is abolished?


  2. E.A. Blair says:

    Two posssibilities if we could come up with time travel and get a chance to tell the 19th century what a bunch of assholery we have to tolerate from the former confederacy:

    1: Let ’em go. They’ll eventually come crawling back.
    2: (For after the war or when they came crawling back) Refuse to re-admit them as states. Make them permanent territories or a trust territory or give them a status similar to what Samoa, Guam or Puerto Rico have now.


  3. RWW says:

    Wasn’t winning the Civil War and waving the bloody red shirt for decades the Raison d’être of the Republican Party? You mean Davey Boy wants to be an old style Democrat like the ones “clever” debaters such as Sean Hannity and Jonah Goldberg are always harping about as being the true roots of the modern Democratic Party’s so-called plantation strategy?


  4. YellowDog says:

    His favorite movie?

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