Midday Palate Cleanser

We are all this bear. Been there, done that. Usually with ice cream.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead @tansygeek on the electric Twitter machine.)

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6 Responses to Midday Palate Cleanser

  1. took my wife out for Mother’s Day, had a Bloody Mary. Skipped the post-meal Irish Coffee; it’s not my day.

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  2. FelineMama says:

    “Trying to avoid the Tahoe /Sierra Humans from traps, guns is Very exhausting. Thank goodness for Trees.”

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  3. suedoise2 says:

    Unless a copybear crime wave is in progress, this bone-chilling transgression happened in a town not too far up the highway from me in suburban-to-exurban northern NJ, and was reported Friday in our local paper (the kind of local journalism I like to see!) The victim was a bakery owner who left the cupcakes in the back of her SUV outside her home overnght. The crime scene included the broken window, a lot of icing smears, and one pawprint. “He ate every single one,” said the baker. The flavors were chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

    The article went on to note that this bear has been sighted a few times in the area, which is right next to an extensive wooded area, and it’s possible that he may be put down if he gets bolder about breaking into garbage cans etc. The bakery owner and her family don’t want him (it’s pretty definitely a he, from its size) killed, but…
    A stiff price to pay for coming down out of the woods in spring for some cupcakes. Man vs Nature plods on.
    And yet, at the very same time as cupcakes are being savored by the innocent, Chris Christie is setting up an office in a distinctly clandestine manner (or “low profile” as the paper put it) right here in my hometown. Call Fish & Wildlife; we have a rogue were-hippopotamus problem.

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  4. w3ski4me says:

    I find it disgusting that a human left food in plain sight in a car, in obviously a Bear prone area, and now that Bear will likely be put down for that Human’s carelessness.
    Damn you people!
    w3ski

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  5. Pyed says:

    Set out another plate of cupcakes and put a sniper up on the roof. When the bear is busy snarfing up the cupcakes, the sniper fires a couple of darts into his backside. Later, when the bear finally regains consciousness he is far away, somewhere in the deep woods.

    So long as the cupcakes don’t call out to him and cause the bear to migrate back to his old home, everything will work out, and nobody is destroyed except a few dozen cupcakes.

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