News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Liz Crokin, our favorite new conspiracy theorist has a new false flag to report:

John McCain is planning his fake funeral because he is a ring leader in the global Pizzagate child trafficking network!!!

Seek professional help, Liz. You’ve really gone over the rim of the disc and The Great A’Tuin is going to leave you behind.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. I came here to post something snarky, but stupidly got off the boat.. sweet holy jesus FUCK that FB thread is a hive of batshit shoutycrackers crazy!

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  2. roket says:

    I see we’re to the point now where they’re just making shit up as they go along. Danger Will Robinson!!

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  3. Parfigliano says:

    This country is full of dumbshits that literally believe shit like that. They vote. Anything contradictory no matter how factually based is “fake news.” I have a family full of them.

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  4. osirisopto says:

    Liz got into the mothballs again.

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  5. Paul Fredine says:

    i’m sure had it not been for the fact that dumpy was not going to be welcomed by mccain and his family, lizzie, the self proclaimed profitess, would be sending out her ‘thoughts and prayers’ in her own inimitable ‘christian’ fashion. but to not invite ‘god’s chosen’? BLASPHEMY!!!

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  6. Kent Fossgreen says:

    In a world chock full of insane rightwingers Liz has really distinguished herself with this one.

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