Haspel Tried Withdrawl Method, We’re Still Eff’ed

CIA director nominee Gina Haspel recognizes that she has too much baggage what with illegal torture and a coverup destroying evidence, and probably being a War Criminal, and it would be torture to go through with her confirmation hearings (see what I did there), and so has offered to withdraw her nomination.

Comrade Stupid, with his firm grasp of how to play to Possum Hollar already has his shouting points:

Tortured grammar aside (again, see what I did there?), I wonder if Comrade Stupid  knows that he is saying that The Skirts should be allowed to torture…men? Perhaps with certain back issues issues of Forbes and Shark Week?

I am still pretty sure that the Dims will be aligned against her, and maybe a few wingnuts, just out of sentimental attachment to Grandpa Walnuts, will be opposed, too.

Can hardly wait to see which Dominatrix he nominates next. Gonna go with house odds she’s out.


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3 Responses to Haspel Tried Withdrawl Method, We’re Still Eff’ed

  1. I think Trump nominates these people on purpose just so he can write more shouty tweets about the evil Democrats. Haven’t his people heard of vetting??? Wait… I already know the answer to that.

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  2. RWW says:

    To save Haspel’s nomination, Sean Hannity is going to appear at the Senate hearing and receive that long-promised waterboarding.

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