CIA director nominee Gina Haspel recognizes that she has too much baggage what with illegal torture and a coverup destroying evidence, and probably being a War Criminal, and it would be torture to go through with her confirmation hearings (see what I did there), and so has offered to withdraw her nomination.
Comrade Stupid, with his firm grasp of how to play to Possum Hollar already has his shouting points:
My highly respected nominee for CIA Director, Gina Haspel, has come under fire because she was too tough on Terrorists. Think of that, in these very dangerous times, we have the most qualified person, a woman, who Democrats want OUT because she is too tough on terror. Win Gina!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 7, 2018
Tortured grammar aside (again, see what I did there?), I wonder if Comrade Stupid knows that he is saying that The Skirts should be allowed to torture…men? Perhaps with certain back issues issues of Forbes and Shark Week?
I am still pretty sure that the Dims will be aligned against her, and maybe a few wingnuts, just out of sentimental attachment to Grandpa Walnuts, will be opposed, too.
Can hardly wait to see which Dominatrix he nominates next. Gonna go with house odds she’s out.