Scott Pruitt Presents a Master Class in Rat Eff’ ing

Hey Baby, Come Here Often?

This takes some brass

“As Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt faces a seemingly endless stream of scandal, his team is scrambling to divert the spotlight to Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke. And the White House isn’t happy about it.”

So, plan A is not to stop grifting and feather nesting. Plan A is to distract the Media by rat fucking your grifting competition over at Interior?

“In the last week, a member of Pruitt’s press team, Michael Abboud, has been shopping negative stories about [Interior Secretary Ryan] Zinke to multiple outlets, according to two sources with direct knowledge of the efforts, as well as correspondence reviewed by The Atlantic.

Genius! This is like the subplot of  MPS favorite Dirty, Rotten, Scoundrels. One hopes Abboud used Pruitt’s Cone of Silence to do the deed! That would be sublime.

But where do you suppose Abboud learned such stellar rat fucking?

According to the two sources, Interior staffers who fielded the reporters’ calls were able to ascertain that Abboud, who is a former Trump campaign official, was behind the stories. The Interior Department’s White House liaison then called the White House Presidential Personnel Office to complain about his conduct.”

Oh. So Abboud comes by his fuckery honestly, what with close proximity to our distractor-in-thief. Well, then, carry-on!

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11 Responses to Scott Pruitt Presents a Master Class in Rat Eff’ ing

  1. I just listened to a new episode of the podcast Embedded – all about Scotty boy. What a piece of work, pure evil, wrapped in a faux-religious American flag. It is horrifying and yet highly recommended. None of what he is doing should surprise anyone.

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  2. When did DC get renamed to ‘Mos Eisley’??? “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

    May the Fourth be with us all!


  3. roket says:

    Who could have possibly predicted that they would start turning on each other? Woe to the Republic.


  4. Bruce388 says:

    Trump’s hiring of the best people is really paying dividends.

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  5. RWW says:

    Brace yourselves folks…Pruitt has presidential ambitions and none of this scandalous news has deterred him one bit.


  6. Paul Fredine says:

    distracting seems to be probably the single best thing this administration clusterfuck does best.


  7. Pyed says:

    If instead of scurrying helter-skelter in a circular pelter like a gerbil in his exercise wheel, these assholes quite trying to rat-fook each other and their constituents and instead tried to get something done, they might be able to mark up some kind of accomplishment, despite their obvious mental, social, ethical and moral deficiencies.


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