News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Our favorite new chock full of nuts, conspiracy theorist Liz Conklin let’s us know that Kanye Trump is one of The Annointed:

Move over, Alex, there is a new sheriff in town, and she’s got that theocratic Grift going, too.

They will turn on a dime and destroy Kanye, too. Wait for it.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. The Kayne Curse: Every time you try to speak a ghostly Kanye pops into existence, shoves you aside and says “imma let you talk but first…”

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  2. roket says:

    She just wishes he’d smite his brutha’s.

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  3. Paul Fredine says:

    and here i thought the kanye curse was what we had to endure listening to him talk. silly me.

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  4. Ten Bears says:

    He’s married to an alien from a Star Trek movie, how can you take it serious?

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  5. RWW says:

    Kanye is pro-Trump because he likes enormous asses.

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  6. Pyed says:

    Any black man who says that slavery was a choice had better drop his new white friends and pick up a history book.

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