Happy Hour News Briefs
Jim Bakker has a new Grift, and he’s debuting it on the Jim Bakker Olde Tyme Potato Slop Hour:
Yup, he wants his rubes to move to his new community outside of Branson Missouri (Motto: Home of the nearly wed and newly dead). Potato slop not included.
Anyway, besides selling End-Time buckets of slop, he now is also selling NASA-researched safety in his community, so has you covered coming and going. Imagine the fun of having ol’ Jim as a neighbor. Just don’t loan him any tools, he’ll sell ‘em for walking-around money.