News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Jim Bakker has a new Grift, and he’s debuting it on the Jim Bakker Olde Tyme Potato Slop Hour:

Yup, he wants his rubes to move to his new community outside of Branson Missouri (Motto: Home of the nearly wed and newly dead). Potato slop not included.

Anyway, besides selling End-Time buckets of slop, he now is also selling NASA-researched safety in his community, so has you covered coming and going. Imagine the fun of having ol’ Jim as a neighbor. Just don’t loan him any tools, he’ll sell ‘em for walking-around money.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The biggest danger in Branson is getting mugged by a Wayne Newton impersonator.


  2. Sean666 says:

    Is he going to call it Heritage USA? Because I have seen that show and he should still be in prison for cheating a bunch of folks in the 80s on his last development deal.


  3. Osirisopto says:

    Well, it’s not quite as hot and humid as Guyana.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. RWW says:

    It’ll probably be a nice place once all the lunatics are raptured up by the Lord.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. roket says:

    According to the Book of Mormon, the Garden of Eden was (is?) in Jackson County, MO, nowhere near Branson. So who are you going to believe? A Pentecost or a Mormon??


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