News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Unrepentant and frequently punched American Nazi Richard Spencer is begging us for Ameros to help him defend himself against lawsuits resulting from the Unite the Right (White? Sure, why not) rally in Charlottesville that resulted in vehicular manslaughter:

Spencer says that the case is

“…a conspiracy theory in the truest sense of that term” that is meant to intimidate white nationalists and “take down the alt-right’s most prominent spokesman—that is me.”

Good. Keep punching the Nazi, people. We are winning, despite the letter writer to the editor there.

Also/Too: he won’t get any help from Milo Yippyyappypapaya.

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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. moeman says:

    Nazi dude ain’t lookin’ well. Good.

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  2. roket says:

    He’s going to need a much bigger legal defense fund.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    I thought the Alt-Right’s most prominent spokesman was Trump, but OK.

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  4. Sir Nigel says:

    You willingly (goose)stepped into it, so don’t whine about getting shit on your shoes.

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  5. Gerald Parks says:

    He NEEDS help?
    Is he in a deep body of water?
    If so … I’ve got a anvil I can toss him!
    Here catch …
    What’s that you say???
    Bubble bubble bubble!

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  6. Perturbation says:

    He looks like he hired Steve Bannon’s make-up artist for this video. I think maybe he should have tried weeping and sobbing and sniveling uncontrollably a la Christopher Cantwell; or maybe appearing with a fresh black eye from being punched by an Antifa — they’ve just taken all the fun out of it!! This video just doesn’t convince me he’s suffered enough already.

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  7. Well, DAMMIT. I tried to post a comment mentioning a relevant music release by Milwaukee ska-pop band Something Tod Do: “Richard Spencer Punched In The Head” but it got relegated to the ether. Or is modern ska now under the ban?

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  8. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    He could raise millions if he did a $5/face-punch fundraiser.

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  9. donnah says:

    Spencer and his ilk would benefit from learning that being a terrible human being has consequences and being a decent one has rewards. You shouldn’t be rewarded for being a terrible human being, so STFU and own your shit. The world hates you because you hate the world, you miserable little crybaby.

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  10. RWW says:

    Huh, so this dude self-identifies himself as a “leader” and “spokesman” for specific things like Identarianism and the Alt-Right, says it’s all controversial and dissent orientated but has a very powerful message that needs to get out, then talks about “projects” and “institutes” that he’s part of, and here he’s obviously making an organized appeal for funding from a mass of like-minded people involved in all the same things, but it’s absolutely ridiculous that anyone would think he’s part of a conspiracy.

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  11. Dimitrios says:

    Last I heard, Spencer couldn’t find a lawyer willing to represent him in Virginia, and he was acting as his own lawyer, petitioning the court with a motion he had drawn up and signed to have the case dismissed,

    I guess he must have had a fool for a client.

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