In the Tweet of the Moment

Pornygate

When Stormy gets blue /
Her eyes get gray and cloudy /
Then the rain begins to fall /
Pitter patter, pitter patter…

Comrade Stupid called into Petunia & Pals this morning, and at least one person got something out of the bleating, dithering, and mewling. And it was not Comrade Stupid’s legal team’s finest hour:

And what, prithee tell, was informative?

But wait! There’s more!

…so maybe not so privileged after all. Keep talking, Comrade Prznint, you are doing a fine job.

UPDATE 1: Here’s some of Petunia & Pals

Captain Queeg will find the damn strawberries. Man, he’s totally lost it.

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8 Responses to In the Tweet of the Moment

  1. YellowDog says:

    Mrs Gump was right. Stupid is as stupid does.

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  2. roket says:

    He’s a stroke waiting to happen. Geesh.

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    • Condi says:

      His true med deets leaked yesterday –

      298 pounds
      155/91 BP (on meds)
      237 Cholesterol (on meds)

      he just may well gork out ‘ere this is all over…

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      • Bruce388 says:

        Those numbers sound about right, but his blood pressure had to be off the charts during this episode of Executive Time. Imagine the flecks of Egg McMuffin that had to be cleaned up after this.

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  3. donnah says:

    Here’s your birthday present, Mr Avenatti!

    Whenever I hear that Vainglorious Pumpkin-headed Buffoon speak, my heart breaks a little more. Remember our intelligent, compassionate, eloquent President Obama? I never cringed when he spoke. I was never embarrassed to hear him addressing the nation or consulting fellow world leaders. And of course, I never heard him make an ass of himself on a phone-in FOX interview.

    Sigh.

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  4. “Please proceed, Governor Mr. Preznident!”

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    • Dimitrios says:

      In truth, as a President, Trump needs a governor. Otherwise he’s going blow a gasket and shoot lug nuts everywhere.

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  5. Paul Fredine says:

    he admits ON AIR that cohen was working on his behalf and they sit there like the dummies they are before enthusiastically moving on to something more important, how to fix eggs.

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