Paging Dr. Ronnie

Harriet Miers II: Electric Boogaloo

Harriet Miers II: Electric Boogaloo coverage continues!

VA nominee drunkenly banged on female employee’s door during overseas trip, sources say

“During an overseas trip in 2015, Rear Adm. Ronny Jackson, the White House physician, was intoxicated and banged on the hotel room door of a female employee, according to four sources familiar with the allegation.

“The incident became so noisy, one source familiar with the allegation told CNN, that the Secret Service stopped him out of concern that he would wake then-President Barack Obama. Two sources who previously worked in the White House Medical Unit described the same incident, with one former staffer telling CNN that it was ‘definitely inappropriate, in the middle of the night,’ and that it made the woman uncomfortable. At the time, the incident was reported up the chain of command, and it is one of multiple drunken episodes involving Jackson on overseas trips, according to a source familiar.”

Well, he fits right in with the Moscow Ritz Pee Hooker crowd. I think we can see why Comrade Stupid likes him. I mean other than making him taller to avoid an obese BMI, and other good health thingies, superior genes and things that the prznint likes to hear.

BUT… it’s pretty much assured at this point that even the Republicans are not going to approve this nomination, so does Trump withdraw it (and thus admit he made a mistake, hahahah I jest!). Trump said he would stand behind Jackson, even though at a news conference the president recounted — not once, but six times — asking Jackson why he would choose to proceed.

“The fact is I wouldn’t do it. What does he need it for? To be abused by a bunch of politicians that aren’t thinking nicely about our country? I really don’t think personally he should do it. But it’s totally his—I would stand behind him—totally his decision.”

That’s the Stench’s self-deportation gambit right there. Comrade Trump is too WEAK to actually do the deed hisself, so he’s begging Dude to self-withdraw his nomination.

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9 Responses to Paging Dr. Ronnie

  1. Blame Obama! He was his drunk doctor first, it must be his fault, right?

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  2. JDM says:

    This constant crap is horrible, but it’s also horribly funny that Trump, with his “you’re fired” catchphrase, can’t directly fire anyone. If it has to happen, he can’t do it face to face, and he can’t even deliver the news in any form that allows for instant two-way communication. In cases like this, he’s so gutless he can’t even tell his guy to step down. Think on that: Trump is too cowardly to tell his subordinates when it’s time to go.

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    • MDavis says:

      I was gonna say something similar – but reading it I got to thinking. Does Dr. Ronnie have any of Trump’s skeletons rattling around in his closet? Does Trump fear the good doctor revealing who he is writing those prescriptions for or which of Trump’s lawyers paid for a good medical report? Speculation, but, you know – irresponsible not to.

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  3. YellowDog says:

    True to form, 45* will stand behind Dr. Feelgood, AKA Dr. Roberts, until he doesn’t. It’s a laugher that the huckster who tried to trademark “you’re fired” tried to talk the good doctor into withdrawing his nomination. We may witness a first–Congress cleans up after 45* sharts in the bed.

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Our Reality pResident got paid lots of money for throwing around those trademarked you’re firededs. You really don’t expect him to give them away for FREE do you?

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    Nobody knew hiring the best people would be so tough.

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  6. Dimitrios says:

    The Pumpkin-Hued Shitgibbon would dramatically bark, “You’re fired!” and the person he was talking at would hang their head, Perhaps they alibied to the camera later. but the Great and Tangerine Turdwaffle doesn’t watch any part he’s not in.

    Now, however, everyone is playing from a different script, and Cheeto-Indiscreeto doesm’t know which script to follow.

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  7. roket says:

    Any further word on when Comrade Dumbass pivots and starts acting presidential? Bueller?

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  8. RWW says:

    Who would have predicted that Dr. Jackson was a scoundrel and charlatan who sold his career and any ounce of respectability by fluffing Herr Twittler in a nationally televised press conference? Oh that’s right, I did.

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