Happy Hour News Briefs
InfoWars’ Q-Anon specialist and DC Bureau Chief James Corsi takes a break from his usual asynartesia conspiracy theories to tell us…
Got that? The Coup d’État that was gonna get The Kenyan Usurper was called off when The Russian Usurper told them on the QT that he was gonna run, and those patriots backed off because they knew that when Comrade Trump became Comrade Prznint that he would restore the rule of law and, um, sumpin’ about Xristians.
Thanks Comrade Prznint for single-handedly stopping the Coup d’État by just existing. You’re a peach!