News That Will Drive You To Drink

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InfoWars’ Q-Anon specialist and DC Bureau Chief James Corsi takes a break from his usual asynartesia conspiracy theories to tell us…

Got that? The Coup d’État that was gonna get The Kenyan Usurper was called off when The Russian Usurper told them on the QT that he was gonna run, and those patriots backed off because they knew that when Comrade Trump became Comrade Prznint that he would restore the rule of law and, um, sumpin’ about Xristians.

Thanks Comrade Prznint for single-handedly stopping the Coup d’État by just existing. You’re a peach!

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. MDavis says:

    They were telling “Jerome” this because why, now? Did he have a part to play in their plan somehow?

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  2. purplehead says:

    Shouldn’t that be asynartesic conspiracy theories?


  3. Osirisopto says:

    It’s good to see Corsi embracing his inner ass-kisser.


  4. RWW says:

    Corsi needs to be interviewed by Mueller and start naming names. Oh and if he lies, that’s a criminal act. Let’s go, Jerome.


  5. Dimitrios says:

    If you’re planning a coup d’état aimed at decapitating the lawfully elected Administration, the first person you let in on the secret is a batshit crazy, blabbermouth, old fart who says crazy shit on the Internet?

    Then again, maybe you do, because no matter how believable, once heard from the mouth of James Corsi no one will believe it — Not even after it happened.

    I bet if you look at Corsi’s playlist, you won’t have to go back too far to find when he last screened “Seven Days In May.”


  6. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I’m guessing anybody who called Corsi to tell him they were planning a coup were not actually military (and may not even have been actual) and I also would guess that if they had gone through with their plan what they would have ended up with would’ve been more like a coup d’splat.


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