News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jeebus weeps

Jim Bakker’s Olde Tyme Potato Slop Grifting Hour had Judge Roy Moore’s campaign spokesperson, Our Lady of Low Ethics and High Dudgeon, Janet (née Folger) Porter, to talk about her Trojan Horse, forced-birth, Heartbeat Bill. But that’s sort of nothing new there, but what is new is what he tells us at the 1:49 mark:

Got that? Some slut ‘borted the baby that had the cure for cancer, TWICE!!1!

So much for the ineffability of Gawd that he couldn’t see that one coming.


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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. ming says:

    I’m beginning to think that their god might just be a little incompetent.

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  2. donnah says:

    Stoopit Gawd! First he can’t create a rock so big He can’t lift it, now this!

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    • Sirius Lunacy says:

      Hey, He couldn’t intelligently design people so they wouldn’t get cancer in the first place. He should maybe worry about that rock problem later.

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  3. Paul Fredine says:

    maybe not such a good idea to tout a theme park that was a rip-off of the donors and claiming it was such a source of good works. made me wonder how many of those girls who gave birth in the ‘home’ just maybe-possibly-perhaps weren’t pregnant when they got there.


  4. Dimitrios says:

    Wouldn’t of mattered anyway/ Where those two zygotes would have been brought to term and grown up, the schools were so busy trying to pass testing to qualify for financing that the only science career they could have prepared any student for was phrenology.

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  5. roket says:

    That’s odd. Gawd told me that the scientist who would discover the cure for cancer was killed at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School on Feb. 14, 2018. The scientist that would have discovered the cure for Alzheimer’s was killed at Sandy Hook Elementary School on December 14, 2012. Also too, He told me that a for reals Christian Prophet who would have brought about world peace was killed at Heath High School on December 1, 1997. There’s more but, you know, who you going to believe?

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