Happy Hour News Briefs
Jim Bakker’s Olde Tyme Potato Slop Grifting Hour had Judge Roy Moore’s campaign spokesperson, Our Lady of Low Ethics and High Dudgeon, Janet (née Folger) Porter, to talk about her Trojan Horse, forced-birth, Heartbeat Bill. But that’s sort of nothing new there, but what is new is what he tells us at the 1:49 mark:
Got that? Some slut ‘borted the baby that had the cure for cancer, TWICE!!1!
So much for the ineffability of Gawd that he couldn’t see that one coming.