Willard Works His Magic

My Favorite Mormon (cue up the opening theme song in your mind) and PETA’s most-wanted list-dweller, Willard ‘The Stench” Romney did not secure the Republican Senate nomination in Utah last night (he came in second) and will now have to compete for realz against a popular, actual Utah-ian. Does Utah suspect The Stench is not really one of them?

As per usual, Willard tried to stake out his principled (spineless) position on the fence in re: Prznint Stupid, and both sides of Wingnuttia are having none of it. Party activists recall the harsh rhetoric that Willard has used denouncing the Prznint and suspect he is a RINO Never-Trump’er, and of course the Establishment, Country Club Republicans note that Willard says he approves of the Fourth Reich’s policies but not their methods… Willard was asked at one point if he would endorse Comrade Stupid in 2020 and he bravely replied, “I will make that decision down the road.”

His favorite color, btw, is plaid.

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10 Responses to Willard Works His Magic

  1. I’ll say one thing, that man must have a crotch of iron from all the fences he’s sitting astride…

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  2. RWW says:

    As usual with the Willard Mechanism: garbage in, garbage out.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    I just read Orrin Hatch got primaried his last time out. He wound up winning easily. Apparently there are enough ornery Utahns who like to stir things up. In a Utah sort of way.

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  4. YellowDog says:

    pfffft!

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  5. I do NOT want to know about Willard, his magic, or his stride….

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  6. HarpoSnarx says:

    Is Mittens now a Democwat? I mean effing up a sure thing and all that.

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  7. C Montgomery Burns says:

    What they’re tell you Mitt is that others with more skills have taken the lead.

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  8. mellowjohn says:

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