My Favorite Mormon (cue up the opening theme song in your mind) and PETA’s most-wanted list-dweller, Willard ‘The Stench” Romney did not secure the Republican Senate nomination in Utah last night (he came in second) and will now have to compete for realz against a popular, actual Utah-ian. Does Utah suspect The Stench is not really one of them?
As per usual, Willard tried to stake out his principled (spineless) position on the fence in re: Prznint Stupid, and both sides of Wingnuttia are having none of it. Party activists recall the harsh rhetoric that Willard has used denouncing the Prznint and suspect he is a RINO Never-Trump’er, and of course the Establishment, Country Club Republicans note that Willard says he approves of the Fourth Reich’s policies but not their methods… Willard was asked at one point if he would endorse Comrade Stupid in 2020 and he bravely replied, “I will make that decision down the road.”
His favorite color, btw, is plaid.