‘Always Be Closing’

(Image courtesy of Scissorhead Bruce388)

Flailing mid-tier hospitality industry food and beverages manager, Prznint Comrade tries his hand at marketing:

…and one lonely voice on the innernets replies:

Now, whether the Grifter-in-Chief was trying to use Babs-the-Impaler’s funeral to promote his exclusive golf club as some allege, or if Hair Führer was dog whistling to The New Confederacy (I think that the Southern White House was ol’ Jeff Davis’ place; he used to call it the Winter White House, as an homage to Doctor Zhivago to get ol’ Pooty-Poot in the romantic mood), or if he was trying to assuage us that Merde-a-Lardo is actually a work destination and therefore the time he spends there is, um, well spent is up for debate.

I guess the teevee machines at the actual White House were on the blink? Anyone really think he was watching Babs go home?

(I read on Apple News that he has averaged 5.3 days per week at the actual White House before heading off to some Trump property or the other for golfing and whatnot.)


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5 Responses to ‘Always Be Closing’

  1. HarpoSnarx says:

    “Heading to the Southern White House to watch the Funeral Service of Barbara Bush. … Will be a beautiful day!”
    The Slob always gets his point across.


  2. Bruce388 says:

    I’m guessing it was also a beautiful day for the game he was going to be too busy to play.

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  3. RWW says:

    Grifter gooses gaudy gaff, goes golfing.


  4. M. Bouffant says:

    Welp, DIck (Wad) Nixon used to call his dump at San Clemente the “Western” White House. Are we sure Merde-a-Lardo isn’t the Southern Waffle House?


  5. I have always gotten the impression that referring to this gaudy overblown rich person’s playground with any version of “White House” was, at least in part, his effort to put that ACTUAL White House in its place as just an old piece of crap that is not gold plated enough for his to sit his hairy orange ass cheeks onto the toilet seats. After all, the actual White House has been tainted by those brown, undeserving ni-CLANG(!)s putting their filthy bits all over it for 8 years.


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