Happy Hour News Briefs
Noted tsunami stopper and ant resurrectionist* Frank Amedia was on the Jim Bakker Potato Slop Hour with some of his irenic POTUS Shield brethrens and cisterns again, but alas, didn’t stop the weather nor raised any dead ants, but he does tell us about his latest work fighting witches and whatnot to defend the white devil in the White House!
And then they took action and cast out the witches and warlocks (as one does) that are holding back Comrade Trump From fulfilling their doomful prophecy!
“We lift up witches and warlocks who have been a part of this assignment,” Jackson said, “as they have gathered in numbers almost immeasurable to curse this specific president. We cancel, we bind their authority, we bind their curses, we lift up your word that says you shall not revile the gods and neither shall you bring a curse upon the rule of God’s people. We declare those assignments null and void and we claim the souls of many of the witches and warlocks.”
He left out the bit about the one Ring that will “ in the Dampness bind them,” or whatevs. But other than that, pretty good incantations what with the Chyron scrolling ads for treif underneath.
H/t: Good friend and scissorhead Infidel753 who reminded me that I should have cross-referenced this.