Legal genius Rudy Giuliani is joining the legal team of stable genius Comrade Stupid because, well, in his own words (emphasis mine):
“‘I’m going to join the legal team to try to bring this to a resolution,’ Giuliani told The Post. ‘The country deserves it. I’ve got great admiration for President Trump. “I’ve had a long relationship with Bob Mueller. I have great respect for him. He’s done a good job.’ Giuliani, a former US Attorney, served as New York City’s mayor when Mueller was the FBI director. ‘I don’t know yet what’s outstanding. But I don’t think it’s going to take more than a week or two to get a resolution. They’re almost there. “I’m going to ask Mueller, ‘What do you need to wrap it up?’” he said.”
Rudy was an US Attorney and never a defense counsellor, last practiced law, oh, about 29 years ago and has some time on his hands as wife #3 presented him with divorce #3 just a couple of weeks ago. One wonders if Judith gets to keep the wedding tiara?
Prznint Stupid, as we all know, has his choice of the best legal representation in the Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac matter, who have been beating down the door of 1600 to join the team…say, what?
- John Dowd, the Comrade Stupid’s personal lawyer quit.
- Ty Cobb, who infamously consulted the Mystical Ouija Board and then declared the Russia probe would be over by Thanksgiving 2017. (Looks like Rudy is getting in on that one. See above.)
- Joseph diGenova, who peddled conspiracy theories on Fox News that the F.B.I. and D.O.J. were in COLLUSION!!1! to frame Trump, and his wife (treasonous Scooter Libby’s failed consiglieri Victoria Toensing) decided at the last minute they had other fish to fry.
So many geniuses, amiright?
Anyway, now the former slinger of Trump Steaks doesn’t have to represent hisself in court, so that’s a notable improvement.