And Now We Know

Scissorhead Purplehead alerts us to this Scientific Breakthrough!

So now we know the taxonomy of the White Wingnut! Shoulda known it would be in Walnut’s family. It all makes sense.

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8 Responses to And Now We Know

  1. YellowDog says:

    Now we know something about the origin of the phrase “dumb as a stump.”


  2. FelineMama says:

    No wonder the Right Wingnuts don’t like Science/Biology. It (Nature) bites them in the ASS!!!


  3. purplehead says:

    Hmmm. West Asian Caucasians, at that. A very rare sub-species.


  4. donnah says:

    Is there an herbicide for that?


  5. RWW says:

    CNN needs to know about this tree immediately so it can be added to their most important voter focus group.


  6. Icis B says:

    I detect a business opportunity. Potted seedlings, with a certificate of authenticity and a ready-made arboretum sign? I’d buy one and raise it to adulthood. Tap it for syrup. Roast its nuts. Prune it back hard in the spring. Jonathan Pollard it when it spread too far. Graft it hard when nobody’s watching. The jokes write themselves.


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