Teh Stupid, It BUUUUUUUUURNS!

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac

Bob Mueller be like…

Let us consider for the moment all the hand-wringing that the very serious Villagers are doing as they whisper to each other at the cocktail parties while sipping their Mai Tais and whatnot, and the weird off-track betting that you know Bill ‘Sporting Life’ Bennet (and his ilk) is placing about whether or not Michael Cohen, Comrade Stupid’s stupidest attorney, is going to flip against Prznint Stupid.

It doesn’t matter.

Whatever evidence that exists in all the material impounded by the Cohen office-hotel-apartment search warrant, well, exists. To put it bluntly, if it documents a crime or crimes, Mueller & Co. don’t need to flip Cohen, it’s already in evidence. Why offer him a deal when they have him (and presumably his three clients) dead to rights?

What I do think is funny is the way that everyone is just assuming that of course there was a crime, and it involved Comrade Stupid. Even his former attorney, Jay Goldberg, has said (apparently with the blessing of Comrade Stupid) that there’s a less than 1% chance that Cohen won’t flip, which as far as I can tell means even HE THINKS TRUMP IS A CROOK, and TRUMP AGREES!!1!

Jeebus, these people.

 

 

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7 Responses to Teh Stupid, It BUUUUUUUUURNS!

  1. trump has his pardon hammer, so every problem is a pardon nail.

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  2. YellowDog says:

    Whether or not the feds offer him something, I expect Cohen will volunteer, quickly, to sing because he knows how much the feds have in their possession. He and 45* got careless, because they have been getting away with shit for so long. The NDA’s are boilerplate. He applied for a home equity loan to pay off Daniels, FFS, and barely tried to cover his tracks. The feds seized paperwork, recordings, his phones, and they have monitored his emails for months. The only thing he has left to give up is 45* and their conversations. 45*should be worried and he should have paid his lawyers handsomely over the years.

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  3. roket says:

    Perhaps we’re in the known unknowns area. That is, it is known by the FBI but unknown to the public. If we’re lucky, something delicious like mob connections and/or racketeering.

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  4. Pyed Typer says:

    If it is Mob connections, possibly Trump had to make his bones, and Cohan knows which Trump Tower has it basement poured over them.

    I mean it would be imprudent not to speculate.

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