Happy Hour News Briefs
Our newest favorite Conspiracy Theorist, chawk fulla nutz, Liz Crokin, tells us what really happened at Comet PingPong (PIZZAGATE!!1!) when the low information dude went there, guns-ablazing, to rescue all of the child sex slaves from having to eat the Podesta bolognese before being eated-up, cannibal-style by Hitlery:
IT WAS ALL A FALSE FLAG, SHEEPLE!!1! IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP!!1!
PS – Oh, in case you wonder who Pete Santilli is, you might recall he was the guy who said he wanted to shoot Hillary Clinton in the vagina. He’s also the “journalist” who hung out with the Bundy kids when they took over the bird refuge in Oregon.