News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Our newest favorite Conspiracy Theorist, chawk fulla nutz, Liz Crokin, tells us what really happened at Comet PingPong (PIZZAGATE!!1!) when the low information dude went there, guns-ablazing,  to rescue all of the child sex slaves from having to eat the Podesta bolognese before being eated-up, cannibal-style by Hitlery:

IT WAS ALL A FALSE FLAG, SHEEPLE!!1! IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP!!1!

PS – Oh, in case you wonder who Pete Santilli is, you might recall he was the guy who said he wanted to shoot Hillary Clinton in the vagina. He’s also the “journalist” who hung out with the Bundy kids when they took over the bird refuge in Oregon.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. YellowDog says:

    Is everything a “false flag?” Who would have thought that these morons would strip “false flag” of all its meaning?

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    Tourist kiosk. Dipshits didn’t take over a bird sanctuary, they took over a tourist kiosk. That was closed for the winter. Cowards, candy-asses, cocksuckers. Cucks.

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  3. ming says:

    Shes got those far away eyes.

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  4. osirisopto says:

    False flag? I thought he was a patriot, super hero, martyr, conservative Rambo-esque bad-ass who used a second amendment solution to rescue thousands of child sex slaves from a cabal of the leaders of the demonic forces of darkness and good hygiene.

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    • tengrain says:

      O –

      Shows you how well planned the false flag operation was, don’t it?

      DEEP STATE!!1!

      The Illuminatti are EVERYWHERE and THEY ARE COMING TO GETCHA!!1!

      Rgds,

      TG

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  5. Pyed Typer says:

    Forget her eyes, she be the “Gurl with Far- Away Brain,”

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