News That Will Drive You To Drink

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The Xristian Xrazies report

No age group is safe anymore. The public schools begin brainwashing children with left-wing gender theory in elementary school. The indoctrination, in some cases, starts as early as kindergarten. As the students grow older, the “sex ed” gets progressively more graphic and downright disturbing, as children are not so much educated as groomed. The schools will work with Planned Parenthood to hand out condoms to the kids and teach them about bondage and vibrators and oral sex and masturbation and so on.

Where do I sign up? I hope that there’s a lab!

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11 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Parfigliano says:

    I went to the wrong school.

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The righties don’t want kids to be able to tell that Pastor is up to no good in that plain white van full of candy.

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  3. Nora Daly says:

    Clearly I was robbed – no such education when I was in school!

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  4. roket says:

    Yeah, children should be forced to learn these things from their peers on the playground and not in a controlled setting. Or, better yet, during the golden hours after school but before your parents get home from work off of that hidden laptop in dad’s man cave (or mom’s tablet in the pantry).


  5. Bruce388 says:

    Can anyone sign up for extra credit?


  6. Sirius Lunacy says:

    RW sex education = you are either a:
    1. Stud (if you are male)
    2. Slut (if you are female)


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