Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders Reveals that Tesseract is Real, Man

White House’s Truth Teller, Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders

…which is pretty great because:

But it is alway a pleasure and a joy to see that the White House spokesperson is diligent in accurately reporting the Truth to the people.

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13 Responses to Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders Reveals that Tesseract is Real, Man

  1. Somewhere deep in the bowels of the White House is a vast storeroom filled with plastic shrouded replacement Pences.

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    • tengrain says:

      BDR –

      Plastic Pences would be nearly undetectable, though I suppose a modern update to the classic wooden model.




      • They are still using the epoxy-saw-dust laminate Pences. The bags keep them factory fresh for instant dustless prevarication.

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      • Pyed Typer says:

        Considering the use to which they will be put, the papier-mâché Pence would do nicely, and are available in bulk from the United Kingdom, where they are extensively used as jousting quintains, at a penny a Pence.


  2. Ellis Weiner says:

    Not to harsh anyone’s buzz–least of all my own–but it’s not clear to me that guy to Trump’s right is Pence. The white hair looks right, but the forehead looks too big and the expression is more hangdog than his usually is.


    • Bruce388 says:

      Yeah, after embiggining it, I’m not sure, either. Blow ’em Up Bolton is there which indicates it’s a recent photo.


  3. YellowDog says:

    Thanks. I’ll never unsee that photo.

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  4. Osirisopto says:

    Glad to see they “respect the dignity of the office” by not wearing sleeveless dresses.


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