Happy Hour News Briefs
We all know that Alex Jones is pure, raw, animal sexxxy, right? So let’s listen in as he tells us about how as a 13-year old, the 17-year old head cheerleader and assorted vixens at his high school tried to seduce him and convert him to Satanism!
You, see, it so simple: Satan knew, Knew, KNEW interdimensionally that Alex Jones was going to be, um, Alex Jones in the future, but evil failed! It’s all so obvious now.