Cheese Sandwich and a Roadmap, Paul Ryan?

…and thus we learn that the Zombie-eyed Granny-starver is not running for re-election.

While he’s just one man, Ryan stepping down is also a psychological blow: the GOP donors will deduce that the Blue Wave is real. Expect all resources to go to The Senate to shore up their hold there.

As for ZEGS, well, who cares? He remains the emptiest suit in Congress and at age 48, he’s got a few more plays left in him. I’d expect to see him in a future Goat Rodeo.

We’ve still got Paul Ryan to kick around, in other words.

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17 Responses to Cheese Sandwich and a Roadmap, Paul Ryan?

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I suspect he’ll go into lobbying. It’s hard to give up $800 bottles of vino.


  2. RWW says:

    Asshole Shrugged

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  3. Torontonian says:

    Damning with faint praise, is it?


  4. Bravely bold Paul Ryan, he bravely ran away…


  5. Bruce388 says:

    So Paul retires, gets some job that pays big bucks, and has a sweet Congressional pension to boot. To quote Charles Pierce, “You’re welcome, dickhead.”


  6. YellowDog says:

    Ryan is an exemplar of nach oben katzbuckeln, nach unten treten.
    And a weasel, too.


  7. roket says:

    Gosh, I hope ZEGS knew he wasn’t seeking reelection.


  8. purplehead says:

    So let me get this straight: The news of Weasel-coward Ryan’s impending not-gonna-run-agin “announcement” emanates from a fucking tweet from the fucking Orange Menace Liar-in-Chief? Is that the only source of said report?


  9. Buttemilk Sky says:

    He can’t stand the thought of handing Pelosi the big novelty gavel next January.


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