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Our FAVORITE new nutty conspiracy theorist pal Liz Crokin has cracked the code of the QAnon/The Storm conspiracy theory, which alleges that President Trump is secretly working to take down a massive satanic pedophile-cannibal ring that involves untold numbers of elite political, business and entertainment leaders.
She figured out who it is that is helping Comrade Stupid: JFK Jr.!!1!
“So, last week I came across a post on Corsi’s twitter about a bell on JFK’s yacht. Followed by a reply with this sweet Q tribute to JFK. I had been noticing a ton of JFK references in many Q posts. Which makes sense since Trump is essentially following the footsteps of JFK but then I started thinking about the comment Q made. “Wait until you see who’s been posting on here”. I just couldn’t get it out of my mind.
“Flynn was my first choice but I don’t think it is him because he won’t have ANY credibility with the sheeple!! Seth Rich was another option but same thing. He would have zero credibility. I thought it must be someone that if the truth is ever revealed to the masses regarding who Q and his team is it would need to be someone that the mass population would believe. And then I saw the bell and the sweet tribute. It occurred to me that it might be John John. I knew absolutely zero about his death. I was in college when it happened. But someone on FB saw my theory and shared a video with me. I have to say that there is plenty of evidence showing that John John could have either staged his own death or White Hats could have saved him in the 15 hours it took for them to even start looking for his plane!!”
IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE!!1!
(It goes on and on and explains how a lot of dead people are actually not dead, but working on this and other projects because… well, reasons.)