News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

The Sheila Zilinksy Conspiracy Hour does not disappoint, as her guest Steve Quayle alerts us to the latest threat from the Illuminati who are coming to get ya!

Got that? There are 9M Xristians scheduled to be murdered in the first 30 days of when the Illuminati take over.

Listen to the first 20 seconds. Maybe YOU are on the government list!!1! IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE!!1!

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16 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Ten Bears says:

    I am sooooo looking forward to it. Should have been done long ago.

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    9 million Christians are going to be murdered? That should cut down on traffic.

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  3. roket says:

    Is he talking about everyday Christians or is he talking about ‘REAL’ Christians?

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    • Pyed Typer says:

      Do they choose their religion to fit the shape of their beliefs, or to acquire upwardly mobile networking? Do they only pray out loud when a camera’s running, or quietly at home? Do they read their Bible, or only carry it to hit adversaries with well-selected religion-bites,

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  4. Osirisopto says:

    But he did say Illuminati.

    Game. Set. Match.

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  5. Steve-O says:

    If you find your name written in the Lamb’s Book of Life, you are probably a minor character that nobody is going to miss from a book no one is going to read.
    Besides, the ending… giant spider from outer space.

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  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Quayle is a loon’s loon- he believes that giants, actual ‘Jack and the Beanstalk’ type giants exist. Fee Fi Fo Dumb!

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  7. Marco says:

    Is this Dan “potatoe” Quale’s son?

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    • tengrain says:

      Dan’s Little Squirt is former Arizonastan Representative and noted Sea of Galilee skinny dipper, Ben “Brock Landers” Quayle. As far as I know, Ben is the only chip off the ol’ blockhead.

      Rgds,

      TG

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      • Bruce388 says:

        Remember Danny’s wife Marilyn? Spawning with her was an accomplishment. She made Babs the Impaler look warm and fuzzy.

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      • tengrain says:

        Now, now, all one had to do was offer her a sugar cube, or perhaps a carrot, and she could be chummy. Unless she was forcing her (theoretically) pregnant daughter to have the baby, that is.

        Rgds,

        TG

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