Safra Catz Answers Trump’s Question, ‘How Can I F*** With Jeff Bezos?’

Exciting News From the Trump Administration!

 Oracle’s Safra Catz Raises Amazon Contract Fight With Trump

“Oracle Corp. chief executive Safra Catz criticized the bidding process for a huge Pentagon cloud computing contract in a private dinner with President Donald Trump on Tuesday, complaining that it seemed designed for Amazon.com Inc. to win, according to people familiar with the matter. Trump heard her out and said he wants the contract competition to be fair, but made no indication he’d interfere in the bidding.”

It’s not a secret that what really keeps Amazon’s juggernaut going is Amazon Web Services. It’s where they make most of their money and subsidize everything else, much of which loses money hand over fist. And Amazon is the cloud whenever you hear about that, no one else really comes close. It would be hard, if not impossible, to compete against them and their track record.

It will be interesting to see what Comrade Stupid tweets against Amazon next. But Catz may have given Prznint Stupid the answer to his (alleged) question: “How can I fuck with Jeff Bezos?”

 

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5 Responses to Safra Catz Answers Trump’s Question, ‘How Can I F*** With Jeff Bezos?’

  1. Wow. ol’ Oracle would suck the Pentagon budget drier than a well in the Sahara. It would look like this , only with $500/hr ‘consultants’: https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/AAEAAQAAAAAAAAuFAAAAJDE1NTAxZTEyLTNiZjYtNDFkMC04NTM2LWFiYjllMzQ4N2NiYg.jpg

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    • Karla says:

      I got a 404 error on that. Was that the joke? If so, good one.

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      • MDavis says:

        In case you keep getting that 404 – It looks like a densely packed field of oil well derricks sprouting like filthy mushrooms amongst storage thingys (those things that look like stubby silos), kinda olde-timey, almost daguerreotype.
        I counted around fifty, but that doesn’t count the rigs fading into the background. Those would double the number.

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    • Osirisopto says:

      But will the hire Tiffany as a consultant?

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  2. roket says:

    Pentagon cloud computing contract? Yes, let’s put all of our military secrets in the cloud. What could possibly go wrong?

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