Timing Is Everything

There’s a point in which one must wonder if The Russian Usurper understands the calendar. He’s setting up a series of events that are going to hit the news during the build-up to the 2018 Pie Fight, and it’s gotta make The New Confederacy, Y’all Qaeda, Neocons, and Wingnuttia branches of the GOP nervous.

So firing Cabinet-level people is going to require confirmation on their replacements, and with a 51-49 majority, there is no guarantee that Mike Pompeo is going to make the cut. And having known torturer and probably war criminal Gina Haspel’s confirmation to head the CIA in the news leading up to the elections is sure to be compelling to get the Left out of mom’s basement and to the polls.

We have the Millenials all fired up over the lack of progress on gun control.

We have various fronts in the Stormy Weather saga (so to speak).

And we have ICE rounding up US Veterans and sending them back to countries that they never called home.

And we now have a trade war.

And there’s bound to be more, and I’ve probably forgotten plenty in the Level 5 Shitnado that is the Fourth Reich.

And the Republicans, what have they got? Unpopular tax cuts and a mango-hued shitgibbon.

Someone, get a Thorazine dart!

I’m guessing right about now, amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell and the ZEGS are probably contracting someone with good aim to get the ol’ Thorazine blowdart out of storage. And a polo mallet.

What I’m trying to say is that we have a lot going in our favor and the mouth-breathers have very little. I’m not cocky (at least not yet), but I’m coming around to the possibility that we might actually have sumpin’ to celebrate, unlike noted wall-eyed git Scott Walker, and you can smell his flop sweat over his Twitters:

Good luck with that, Turdwaffle*.

* hat tip: Scissorhead Zombie Rotten McDonald

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11 Responses to Timing Is Everything

  1. osirisopto says:

    I hope you’re right, TG.

    Personally, I’m worried about who Putin will vote for.

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  2. All Yertle and ZEGS have to do is recess. Boom! Recess appointments for all of Hair Führer’s new cast members Cabinet members. Remember when they refused to recess to let Obama appoint people?

    I don’t think it’ll save their sorry asses, but it won’t make it headline shit because the media won’t cover this boring stuff when there’s an exciting new Shitter post from Hair Führer…


  3. roket says:

    Conservative optimism?? Bwahahahahaha The closest a conservative can get to optimism is called gloating.


  4. RWW says:

    Snot Walker was so confident in his record and ability to rally his mouth breathing followers that he wouldn’t even allow special elections in two heavily Republican districts to go forward until he was ORDERED to do so by a Republican judge. His optimistic message for the future of Wisconsin: No more elections that we can’t win even with gobs of billionaire money, voter suppression, crooked election boards and Putin’s help.


  5. moeman says:

    Off topic but isn’t Comrade Stupid looking to schedule a visit with President Putin during the week of the upcoming Royal wedding? Could it be he is simply feeling hurt for not being welcomed/Invited?


  6. It was very pleasing last night, beating Turdwaffle like a rented mule. No wonder he wanted to avoid scheduling the special elections; although they are in red districts, the Democratic fervor puts what would normally be safe seats into play.

    Now, if only we can get one of the Gov candidates over the line. Also, Ironstache can punch Paul Ryan’s clock…..


  7. JDM says:

    It’s an amazing coincidence that Wisconsin and Minnesota generally closely tracked each other in economic indicators up until Scott Walker. After he started in “improving” Wisconsin, Minnesota has done better on each indicator while Wisconsin dragged.


  8. Pyed Typer says:

    “… we must counter it with optimism & organization.”

    I don’t believe conservatives do “optimism,” what they require to become animated is having someone to hate pointed out for them, and a big pile of rocks,

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