Comrade Trump Addresses Trade War

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It’s not exactly Churchill telling us that this could be our finest hour:

In other words, “it’s such a crazy idea, it just might work!”

Spoken like a guy with four or more bankruptcies under his belt, bigly.

We’re totally fucked in the dark.

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9 Responses to Comrade Trump Addresses Trade War

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    And the figures he’s using have no basis in reality. But then, in tRump world figures lie, and only liars use figures……..unless you’re The Man In Charge.

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  2. RWW says:

    Trump doesn’t even know what a trade deficit is, how it happens, or what it actually represents. It’s not a poker game where all the chips end up on one side of the table because someone cheats (the way he runs his business, by the way). As usual, he’s only throwing a tantrum and flinging his own poo all over the place.

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    • Actually , I rather doubt he knows how a poker game works, either since he went bankrupt running a casino, too. He’s playing like some random schmuck at a table with the top 5 players in the world, looking at a busted flush and thinking to himself. All in, THAT’S the ticket!

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  3. Steve-O says:

    He knows business bigly like a smart guy.

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  4. roket says:

    We can’t lose?? Tell that to the stock market cause it’s all yours from here on out baby.

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  5. So… it’s okay for the US to trade with China (and also use their labour to cheaply produce goods), but it’s not okay for China to benefit from that in any way. Oh, and it’s China’s fault that the US have a half a trillion deficit? Didn’t realise that China had so much clout.

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  6. Pyed Typer says:

    The speech probably went over well with the Trumpanzees, but an ordinary human would hear something like: “We’re already fucked, boys, so why not in EVERY orifice?”

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