State Run Media Announces Return of America’s Sweetheart, Laura Ingraham

Laura Ingraham Salutes Hair Furer Donald Trump

Ilsa, She-Wolf of the Nazis will return to her nightly slot in the politburo:

“We cannot and will not allow voices to be censored by agenda-driven intimidation efforts. We look forward to having Laura Ingraham back hosting her program next Monday when she returns from spring vacation with her children.”

–Jack Abernethy, co-president of Fox News

 

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14 Responses to State Run Media Announces Return of America’s Sweetheart, Laura Ingraham

  1. RWW says:

    So Fox decides who gets censored and who doesn’t. Makes sense, and by that logic Fox censored Bill O’Reilly.

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  2. Ellis Weiner says:

    “We cannot and will not allow voices to be censored by agenda-driven intimidation efforts that are not consonant with our agenda.” FTFY

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  3. Steve-O says:

    We look forward to having Laura Ingraham back hosting her program of agenda-driven intimidation efforts next Monday when she returns from spring vacation with her children.
    Also FTFY.

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    • Pyed Typer says:

      Fox has found a woman of unexpected talent, and they will not give her up for a few paltry complaints from all of their audience. For Fox has finally found a spokescritter extreme enough to scare into a stampede a family of grazing Koala, desiccate the venom of a coiling cobra and curdle the blood of a ravening wolverine.

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    Agenda driven? Why, could that be Sinclair Broadcasting?

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  5. roket says:

    Oh Boy! More bitching.

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  6. they said O’reilly would be back, too…

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  7. osirisopto says:

    Children? Oh, crap it spawned.

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  8. Buttemilk Sky says:

    With her new sponsor, Soylent Green. Also those gold-plated nickels they sell the rubes for $14.95 (only three per customer!), and Einbinder’s Fly Paper.

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    • Jennifer Livsey says:

      Einbinder Fly Paper! And you can’t leave out Monongahela Metal Foundry – “Casting steel ingots with the housewife in mind.”

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