News That Will Drive You To Drink

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It’s our new pal, Jump for Jebus Josh Bernstein, and he’s got sumpin’ to say about the Yutes of Today being gun grabbers and Nazis and whatnot:

And if Josh doesn’t convince you, perhaps Pastor Chuck Baldwin might, as he gives us the Biblical Defense of AR-15s:

Got that? If you don’t own an AR-15 (or it’s equivalent), then you’ve denied the Xristian faith and you are worse than a heathen.

Why should we care what this nutter has to say? Baldwin was the 2008 Presidential nominee of the Christian Reconstructionist Constitution Party. A lot of Xristian Xrazies listen to him.

Y’all Qaeda, Wingnuttia, The New Confederacy, are all fomenting revolution. The Parkland Kids are making these people lose their shit, and it’s pretty awesome to see what happens when their bullying doesn’t work any more.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Karla says:

    Sounds like Josh put his talking points into a salad spinner and brought them up all out of order.
    Somehow they’re going to fight back from their cold dead hands.
    Sounds like he’s the zombified one.

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    • tengrain says:

      Karla –

      The weird lighting really got to me, along with his word salad screaming. Methinks that the Right is really coming unglued because a bunch of kids are bringing them to their knees and their usual bullying tactics are not working.




  2. Ten Bears says:

    Won’t someone rid us these meddlesome fakers?

    I have a new rope.


  3. Pyed Typer says:

    Right Josh, people who have been shot at and want guns restricted are correctly called Nazis, while other people who stridently and repeatedly affirmed that they will allow no one to take away their gun under any provision exposes what little confidence they have in themselves without the crutch of a penile talisman.

    Now you, Chuck, I’m not going to call you Pastor since whoever confirmed that honorific upon you acted in error. You know or should know that 1 Timothy 5:8 states that people should ‘provide for’ (KJV) or ‘take care of’ (CSV) their family and relatives or else they are worse than an infidel.

    This verse isn’t saying you must have plenty of firearms to kill anyone trespassing on your property, it is saying don’t be a deadbeat dad, or spend the family food allotment on blow.

    No part of the Christian message encourages either the purchase or use of weapons, be they swords and spears or AR-15s and M1 carbines. The Christian view is that these guns should be beaten into farming implements.

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