Hair Führer’s Easter Homily

Preznint Shithole speaks!

Okay…

Ooh…

Oo!

Oh, dear.

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18 Responses to Hair Führer’s Easter Homily

  1. roket says:

    Today would be a good day for him to resign.

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    • w3ski4me says:

      Any day would be a Great Day for him to resign. Preferably sooner than later.
      w3ski

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    • Resignation (or crucifixion,) is too good for him. I’d settle for a mutual suicide pact with Termites’ Lunch.

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      • w3ski4me says:

        My ideas, run from Seppuku to public immolation. But hey, any kind of Karma for him is OK by me.
        w3ski

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      • Lacking honor, Seppuku would be impossible for him. I’m going to go with Kraft singles cheesish fondue as the preferred method.

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      • tengrain says:

        Pharmakeus –

        I’ve done the calculations on the back of a napkin (tom friedman style, and even double-checked with a cab driver) and that Craft Singles fondue is a solid plan; the bonus, the petro-chemical stench will attract Mr. Pruitt, too!

        It’s a two-fer!

        Proceed with our blessings.

        Rgds,

        TG

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    Maybe I imagined it, or it was a “ideal” we never lived up to, but didn’t this Country used to include generosity for the less fortunate of the World?
    When did we give that idea up entirely?
    w3ski

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I found a rotten orange Easter egg in the White House.

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  4. NEED WALL! Or he’ll hold his breath till he turns blue!

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  5. Redhand says:

    I’m re-posting what I did over at TPM.

    These big flows of people are all trying to take advantage of DACA. They want in on the act!

    WTF does this even mean? DACA was time limited. One had to be here years ago, and meet strict physical presence proof requirements, among other things, to get any benefits under DACA.

    Nobody coming to the USA now can “take advantage of DACA.” He’s spouting pure gibberish.

    Fuckin’ guy is out of his mind.

    I mean it. He’s just crazy. I suppose to his addled mind “DACA” is now “code” for any kind of pro-immigrant reform. He reminds me of an insane street alcoholic in some kind of syphilitic rage screaming incoherently, where the only “message” one can discern is rage and disorientation.
    “Ladies and Gentlemen, The President of the United States.”

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    • MDavis says:

      Two possibilities other than your hypothesis:
      A) He doesn’t know or care what DACA actually is – it just means ‘immigrant becomes citizen through the back door’ to him.
      2) He does know what DACA actually is, but he doesn’t care and is playing the rubes who support him and don’t know or care what DACA actually is.

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      • Pyed Typer says:

        Front door, back door, or the birth canal of a US citizen — if they’re not Rinso white, they’re an immigrant, and probably illegal.

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  6. RobGinChicago says:

    Just to be clear, one of the requirements for DACA qualification was to be here before June 15, 2007.

    To request Consideration of Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, you must meet the following DACA requirements:
    You were under the age of 31 as of June 15, 2012;
    You entered the United States prior to your 16th birthday;
    You have resided in the United States since June 15, 2007 and currently are present in the U.S.

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  7. Osirisopto says:

    throwing red meat to the mob qualifies as a religious observance?

    I think you get a better appreciation for his true intent when you read from the top of the feed down…

    These big flows of people are all trying to take advantage of DACA. They want in on the act!
    ·
    5h
    Mexico is doing very little, if not NOTHING, at stopping people from flowing into Mexico through their Southern Border, and then into the U.S. They laugh at our dumb immigration laws. They must stop the big drug and people flows, or I will stop their cash cow, NAFTA. NEED WALL!
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    5h
    Border Patrol Agents are not allowed to properly do their job at the Border because of ridiculous liberal (Democrat) laws like Catch & Release. Getting more dangerous. “Caravans” coming. Republicans must go to Nuclear Option to pass tough laws NOW. NO MORE DACA DEAL!

    HAPPY EASTER!

    when you read it that way you can see the mouth foam and feel the spittle.

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    • MDavis says:

      Just hoping he has a better grasp of what “nuclear option” means than what “DACA” means. Or that there are extra safety measures put in place by the federal employees who actually understood and accepted that oath that they took.

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      • FelineMama says:

        HA! This Idiot in Chief doesn’t have a clue about a “Grasp” of anything except what thumbs are for. He thinks a “nuclear option” is who hits the Button first.

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