Happy Hour News Briefs
Our old pal, theocrat Coach Dave mansplains to us how masturbation = homosexuality. You MUST give this one a listen:
His argument is arrested at about 12 years of age (“you’re having it with yourself, you are a man, therefore…”), and of course he never considers the female perspective. And I’ll just stop thinking that one through.
But then when he talks about orgasms and pooping, I think I either orgasamed or pooped I was laughing so hard. How he remains married is beyond my imagination. Diaper play?