News That Will Drive You to Drink

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Our old pal, theocrat Coach Dave mansplains to us how masturbation = homosexuality. You MUST give this one a listen:

His argument is arrested at about 12 years of age (“you’re having it with yourself, you are a man, therefore…”), and of course he never considers the female perspective. And I’ll just stop thinking that one through.

But then when he talks about orgasms and pooping, I think I either orgasamed or pooped I was laughing so hard. How he remains married is beyond my imagination. Diaper play?

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. Karla says:

    Heysoos creesto. Has he had an aneurysm and his mouth is just running all by itself?


  2. Laches says:

    How can you make it through that stuff? I listen for a minute or so, cringe, and have to turn it off. OMG!


  3. lahruRuss says:

    That boy ain’t right. I’d bet money he’s pulling it daily.


    • Osirisopto says:

      My money is on the locker room being his closet.

      Unfortuntely, being a xristianish finger-wagger his locker room is probably filled with kids.


  4. Holy shitballs 😂😂😂

    I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all these years! SAD 😎😎😎


  5. Pyed Typer says:

    I didn’t get more than a minute into Coach’s thingamy — incomplete sentences, meaningless babbling, incomplete and incompletable thoughts — before I had a poopgasm. And what I want to know, is whose responsible for cleaning up my bathroom,

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