Pornygate, Cont.

Stormy Weather

When Stormy gets blue /
Her eyes get gray and cloudy /
Then the rain begins to fall /
Pitter patter, pitter patter…


“Michael Avenatti, the attorney representing porn actress Stormy Daniels in her lawsuit against President Donald Tump and his personal attorney Michael Cohen, on Wednesday filed a motion to depose both Trump and Cohen…

“In the filing, Avenatti said that he would like to depose Trump and Cohen each for no longer than two hours. He also asked for no more than 10 “targeted requests for production of documents directed to Mr. Trump and Mr. Cohen on various topics relating to the Hush Agreement.” He said that he would like to depose the two men within three weeks of the court approving the motion.”

This is EXACTLY the Bill Clinton trap. If Comrade Grabber admits that he met her, he will be confessing that he has been lying about her all along. You know, except for the spanking bit.

If Comrade Grabber denies knowing her, and Avenatti has proof that they met, like, oh, I don’t know, DICK PIX AND WHATEVER ELSE MIGHT BE ON THE DVD, Grabber would be committing perjury.

See, the perjury trap being set? As the Republicans showed us in the ’90s lying to save your marriage is an impeachable offense.

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7 Responses to Pornygate, Cont.

  1. donnah says:

    “In 18 years of practice I’ve seen some really good chess players. These folks are playing tic tac toe.”
    -Michael Avenatti

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  2. Batman 54 says:

    “As the Republicans showed us in the ’90s lying to save your marriage is an impeachable offense.”
    Only if you’re a Dimmycrat. IOKIYAR

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  3. Condi says:

    Except in his Trumpiness’ case he wouldn’t be attempting to save his marriage so much as to avoid the extreme public humiliation and loss of many many many shekels…

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  4. Jim H. says:

    As one wag on Twitter (in his parody account) observed: Trump is less concerned about being perceived as a horndog with Playmates and Pornstars (probably enjoys it) than admitting to cheating on Melania which, in all likelihood, will invalidate their pre-nup—threatening a public accounting of his net worth and possibly half of his (and his spawns’) wealth!

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  5. roket says:

    Methinks Comrade Preznint Stupid is about to climax. Ew, gross.

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  6. nonnie9999 says:

    Twitler is not trying to save his marriage. He’s trying to save himself from Malaria’s prenup. Hopefully, unlike him, she had an adequate lawyer. I don’t give a shit what happens to her, I just want to see Twitler decimated after he’s forced to show his business ledgers.


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