Trust Him. Why Would Faceberg Lie To You?

Comrade Faceberg

Remember the other day when we reported that Alexa was creepily laughing at you, and then sometimes just randomly reciting local funeral parlors, for shits and giggles?

Just thought I should mention Faceberg is working on an intelligent assistant, home speaker thingie, too/also.

“The devices are part of Facebook’s plan to become more intimately involved with users’ everyday social lives, using artificial intelligence — following a path forged by Amazon.com Inc. and its Echo in-home smart speakers. As concerns escalate about Facebook’s collection and use of personal data, now may be the wrong time to ask consumers to trust it with even more information by placing a connected device in their homes. A Facebook spokeswoman declined to comment.”

Also/too: you’ve gotta be nuts to invite one of these things into your home, but to have Faceberg’s? that’s certifiable.

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3 Responses to Trust Him. Why Would Faceberg Lie To You?

  1. roket says:

    “All our devices are watching you,” Chinese Manufacturers did not say, also too.

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    With Facebook’s reputation at the moment, this may not be the best time for them to introduce an automated data collector.

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  3. Pyed Typer says:

    Facebook motto: “There’s a Zucker berged every minute.”

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