Comrade Stupid had to think of something. Everyone knows that his base of racists and imbeciles demand a Wall to keep them swarthy furriners out and good paying jobs in (selling meth under the bridge down by Walmart), and he negotiated himself away from the funding for it in the omnibus bill he just signed. He’s smart enough to know if he doesn’t have it (or something to fool the rubes) by 2020, no more Diet Coke at the push of a button!
So, that strange sound coming from DC, the one that sounds like a rusty saw chopping up a theremin playing Yakety Sax, was Comrade Stupid having a Bright Idea!
The WaPo reports that in a meeting last Wednesday, Comrade Stupid told Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan that the U.S. military should pay for his border wall!
“Ryan offered little reaction to the idea … [S]enior Capitol Hill officials later said it was an unlikely prospect.”
…because it’s the dumbest idea yet, after Mexico paying for it, and Congress budgeting it. Comrade Stupid seems to think that Congress allocates buckets of money to the Department of Defense with the instructions to not spend it all in one place.
And as if on cue:
Because of the $700 & $716 Billion Dollars gotten to rebuild our Military, many jobs are created and our Military is again rich. Building a great Border Wall, with drugs (poison) and enemy combatants pouring into our Country, is all about National Defense. Build WALL through M!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 25, 2018