A Fool For A Client Seeks Legal Representation

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac

More Exciting News From Trump HQ!


Hey guys, remember this?

Yeah, they are just beating down the door at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave (probably to GET OUT):

“The law firm Winston & Strawn said Monday night that two of its partners — former federal prosecutors Tom Buchanan and Dan Webb — were approached by Trump but declined the job “due to business conflicts.”

“However, they consider the opportunity to represent the president to be the highest honor, and they sincerely regret that they cannot do so,” the law firm said. “They wish the president the best and believe he has excellent representation in Ty Cobb and Jay Sekulow.”

…as the firm reached for its thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

Apologies to Mr. Grinch.

Anyway, between not paying his bills, not listening to their advice, and most likely preying upon the women at the firm, and being the firm that would lose such a high-profile case would not encourage new clients, new partners, or hell, even new interns.

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4 Responses to A Fool For A Client Seeks Legal Representation

  1. roket says:

    It was their honor and privilege to say NO.

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    Forget the sizable risk of losing the case. Just taking a client as radioactive as Trump would strangle current and future business. Trump may be a hero to the less informed, but clients of top-drawer firms see how he acts, know he’s guilty as hell, and don’t want to be anywhere near him, even indirectly. At least that’s my theory.

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  3. Pyed Typer says:

    Rather than getting themselves involved, no doubt any decent law firm would perjure themselves by claiming Trump has excellent representation in Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel.

    Who could blame them

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  4. paul fredine says:

    so remember, never do anything because it’s the right thing to do, it’s all about the fame and fortune. and in his case, don’t forget the ratings.

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