Season Finale Spoiler Alert! Comrade Trump Wants To Get The Old Gang Back Together

Noted philanderer Comrade Stupid musta got sentimental after watching 60 Minutes. “Good times, good times,” he must have sniffed, bigly,  thinking back fondly on those halcyon, Forbes Magazine-hued days.

And Stupid must have noticed that his inner-circle of co-conspirators is shrinking, and  thus turned his lonely eyes to infamous wife beater Rob Porter for a surprise season finale return engagement:

“President Trump has stayed in touch with Rob Porter, the former White House staff secretary who stepped down after allegations that he had abused his two former wives came to light, according to three people familiar with the conversations, and has told some advisers he hopes Mr. Porter returns to work in the West Wing.”

You may recall that before Mike ‘Moscow Mule’ Flynn ratted him out with Robert Mueller, The Daily Beast said that Prznint Stupid wanted to rehire his old second banana.

We’ve read that Prznint Stupid has thought about bringing Corey Lewandowski back onto the teevee show (I lost the bookmark for that, dammit) and recently met with him in the West Wing.

Former Hungarian fugitive  and (possible) Nazi enthusiast Sebastian Gorka, who departed the Fourth Reich last year, recently was welcomed back to the White House. Not with a role to play, just for dinner and gossip. Maybe a little goose-stepping.

The Daily Beast reports that the Mooch has “told friends and associates that the president and other members of the Trump family, including White House adviser and First Daughter Ivanka Trump, miss him and want him back in the West Wing.”

Sure they do, Mooch.

Boffo ratings is the key to understanding the Orange Menace. Notice how all the people he longs for are the ones who generated a lot of hawt media attention? Notice that Obvious Anagram Reince Priebus is not scheduled to make a guest appearance, nor is Spicy. Famous is not enough. Infamous is the ticket.

What Comrade Trump is hoping for is the political equivalent of Bobby Ewing stepping out of the shower, or Alexis Carrington entering the courtroom.

I suppose it could be that he longs for old friends, but he doesn’t have any friends.

So, you see, pining away for Rob Porter is all just part of a pattern, you know, from teevee shows where guest stars (often the villians!) make surprise appearances to drive up ratings. That Comrade Stupid longs for a man who is a wife-beater is probably is no more shocking that longing for another dude who punched a woman reporter and no more shocking than longing for a Nazi (ALLEGEDLY!) nor longing for, well, whatever the Mooch is.


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8 Responses to Season Finale Spoiler Alert! Comrade Trump Wants To Get The Old Gang Back Together

  1. Well, Gorka will be a good fit for the bunker scene….

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  2. roket says:

    Dear Swamp Rats,

    DO NOT swim towards the sinking ship. It’s a trap.


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  3. donnah says:

    Honestly, wtf is up with these idiots? You’d think that once you’d been slimed and insulted and fired that you might try to scrub off, find some morals, and get a fresh start somewhere a thousand miles away from the cesspool. Instead, they hang around looking pitiful, hoping to be scooped up again.

    Go to prison where you belong!

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  4. osirisopto says:

    He’s turning to the people who conned him into this to help him get out of it?
    Man, he’s dumber than a box of rocks.

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  5. osirisopto says:

    “longing for, well, whatever the Mooch is.”

    I think the term you’re looking for is douche.

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